There is a God. Ted the Teeth and Back Legs Bella have moved yards.
We heard it rumoured and no one knew if it were true… but it is.
Laura has actually moved them to a livery yard down the road, which has more grazing.
Well, I say down the road, it was still a reasonable distance for her to walk them down there in headcollars.
This rendered me speechless on two counts, firstly that they had gone with only a week’s notice and secondly that they had gone on foot in headcollars.
Thankfully and incredibly they made it in one piece. I imagine that Laura has a few bruises as Ted had allegedly bitten her before they’d left the yard.
Ted and Bella are in a field together, which on the one hand is good as they love each other madly, but on the other hand isn’t so good as now they’ll be even more inseparable.
That said, the last time they shared a field, one of them kicked the other, leaving a horse shoe shaped swelling, which bled. Strangely, it was Ted, who kicked Back Legs Bella, if I remember rightly.
I arrived as Laura was saying goodbye, having packed the last of her possessions in her car.
Laura will be missed, but she will be remembered her by the remains of Back Legs Bella’s stable, a tower of moulding straw near the hay trailer and the space where her cabinet has gone from the covered rug area.
I have to say it’s not quite the same without the meanest pony in the paddock, but at least I’ll live to see Christmas!